The Arizona Daily Star’s David Fitzsimmons – an old dude with a soul patch – is obsessed with Pima County Supervisor Ally Miller. The self-anointed guru of civility attacks the supervisor with a vengeance. Let’s face it – old dudes with soul patch are pretty creepy any way, but when they are obsessed with the destruction of women – they become a crazy old misogynistic dude with a soul patch.